Scientifical.

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Yesterday I went to the research symposium located in Nichols hall! It was very interesting as I learned not only about russian search engine robots, but also about DNA replication utilizing an advanced method known as DNA replication (used by the government!).

First, I will explain the russian robot.
On the second floor of the science symposium, the russians were located. Lev, the operator of the booth/poster/robot, led me and several fellows throughout the process.
"In order to formulate these robots, me and my team have used a method known as electron replication. These robots have multiple functions."
The robot was a laptop... Actually it was not even the laptop... it was the search engine in the robot...
Although the search engine did not know who jesus was, it was still well designed software.

Next, we travelled into the crime scene dna room. We learned about an important aspect that criminal seekers use today: dna replication. Basically, the point of this is in order to amplify the dna such that we will be able to figure out who the suspect is. In order to do this we first split the dna into its 2 individual strands. Next, we inserted the liquid dna sample into gel. Although it was very hard for the people around me to insert it inside the gel, I did it with extreme ease =D.
Seeing that everyone was failing at accomplishing the tasks, the scientists themselves ( ms. paseman, mr. lin, some indian girl, and another asian guy ) decided to simply finish the project themselves.
The culprit (of stealing a cookie (it was the mock scenario))was in fact, Ms. Paseman's sister.

After that we ventured into the auditorium to listen to the internship meeting.
"NOW THAT was the epitomy of bullshit." A fellow student at the symposium describes.

Thank you!
D.hang

Awards!

your prize will be as mysterious as this guy

HI!

Hey guys just so you know....... Followers number 25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35 all get special prizes! I will reward you all with a mystery surprise if i know who you are! If I don't know who you are then I will reward you with an e-giftcard!
The mystery will be very mysterious; just like Rorschach at the beginning of Watchmen! yeah go watch it. A quick link to going to watch free watchmen is press refresh 10 times. That is the secret html code htmlers don't want you to know!
wow im so cool!

exohexoh,*
Derek.h


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Mmm. Food

thats cute

Hi!
I have decided to wander into the realm of food (after seeing a colleagues success [in clicks]). Although I am not a professional cook, I am still very good at cooking rice and toasting bread. Today I will teach you some of my most advanced techniques.

Technique number 1:
Successfully turning on the rice cooker.
A mistake many novice rice cookers make is to forget to plug in the rice cooker. In my early years as a rice chef, I remembered making this mistake many times. This was because my toaster AND my rice cooker had the same white-colored cord. I know. An artifice of the devil.
("great story...."- sister in sarcastic tone)

Prevention: Make sure that your rice cooker turns on.

Technique number 2:
Clicking the button. Most rice cookers have 2 options: keep warm, and cook. Keep warm keeps everything at homeostasis. Cook makes the rice very hot and cooks it. Normally rice takes about 10-20 minutes to cook.

Technique number 3:
This one actually requires actually a little bit of intelligence to do. First you have to dump in the appropriate amount of rice cups. Now you will insert water. This utilizes an estimation process that is very hard to accomplish. If you put around 3 cups of rice then you should put the amount of water to the 3 cup mark in the rice bowl. However, this is not always the case as this tends to be very inaccurate. You should lay your hand on the rice (MAKE SURE IT IS WASHED), then fill water up such that it goes over your hand. THis is the perfect amount of water. good job

Thanks. In my next post I will talk about something else random that gets me lots of clicks, or just continue talking about toast if I don't know what to write.

Derek. gjkthxbaigtgs

Wow! That was a quickie!

I cannot believe how fast I completed my goal! =]
Actually half of the clicks are the result of refreshing my page numerous times.
Anyways, Now i can give a proper introduction of myself!

Hellow. My name is Derek Huang. I go to Harker. As you can see my initial description is very bland but as we progress through the years I will unravel more and more, just like, Professor Quirrel unraveled the back of his covered head in Harry potter. I know it is quite the lame example but it shall suffice for now.

I will now complete my post with a short riddle (try to guess what it is!( cuz thats what a riddle is for) thanks!)

What walks on 3 legs in the morning,
2 legs at midday,
and 4 legs at night.

As you ponder this I will do my homework.

Thanks so much for the time. Keep the clicks going.
Derek Huang

Hey guys!

Hey guys!
Click my blog. I am aiming to get 5 clicks by the end of the week! Thanks guys!
Your support is appreciated! Thanks a lot! I will now proceed to do my homework! Thanks so much!

Thanks,
Derek!